Proof, if you need it, that He is risen. There's a step ladder. And he really did have a beard and sandals. The world is coming to an end on Friday, by the way. I think that's what he was banging on about.
Post-earthquake virtual fields of cows made entirely of steel have appeared in Christchurch, New Zealand. Who feeds and milks these creatures? Beware the iron filings in your milk. You have been warned.