Wilbur used to be the Chief Stoker on The Lusitania. A not insignificant achievement for a small man. But now he eschews coal for the finer things in life. No flies on Wilbur.
Did I leave the gas on? Will there be cake for tea? Why is moisturiser so expensive? These and many other questions need to be pondered upon, don't you think?
There is always other stuff going on at the races. It's not all about the fillies. Or is it?
